Damn, I Love Comments!

Don’t you just LOVE to read the sassy stuff people write in comments? It’s completely fascinating (and sometimes scary, as when I read at Little Green Footballs about how all us “liberal moonbats” want to move to Iran and cuddle with terrorists) but mostly just dang fun! And so, without further ado, here are some of the funny bits I’ve come across lately.

The Awesome Comment List

  1. “Methinks that McCranky is getting just a little bit pissed because they made him pick Caribou Barbie for his running mate.”
  2. “I find it disturbing that Palin supporters haven’t realised how she’s being treated by the McCain campaign. They roll her out and let he re-read the same old tired speech and then send her back into obscurity until they decide to use her again. They’re attempting to sell her as someone who will “shake things up”…when the truth is she’s someone they have on a very short leash. Its doubtful she’ll be treated any differently in an Administration than she is in a campaign. While they claim “sexism” at any critiszm of her policies, its they who practice it daily….no no honey, you just read the speech we wrote for you and let the men handle campaign.“
  3. “Tell me again, why is impeachment off the table? Seriously, Clinton perjured himself about getting a BJ from an overweight chick and impeachment proceedings go through. Bush destroys a country. Hrm.”
  4. “Move along folks, nothing to see here. Only a few trillions were stolen. Nobody has to go to jail. It’s not like some black teen stole a stereo or something. Because then I would be really outraged.”
  5. On Homeland Security Detects Terrorist Threats by Reading Your Mind…
    “dear america,
    your orwellian development incarnated in that thoughtcrime-doomsday-device really feaks us out.
    sincerely
    the rest of the world”
  6. And lastly, this isn’t a comment, it’s a link to a fine site. One we all need to visit! Check out buymyshitpile.com. Because it’s only fair that the government should have to buy back my worthless junk, too! It’s not fair that I paid GOOD MONEY for this! I need $700bn today!

Please forward your favorites! I love the Internet…

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September 24, 2008 | Filed Under Perfect World 

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