Duchovny in Rehab for Sex Addiction! Oh My!

There’s something TERRIBLY unsexy about sex addiction. Like, what the heck is it? Is it contagious? Is it like a dog that never got fixed? Does Duchovny hump people’s legs when they’re not expecting it? “David, I’ve been patient, dude. Get off my leg, man. Dude, I’m serious. Get off my leg. DAVID! OFF!”

I believe. I believe in aliens anyway. But, what, all this sex is with his wife, right? No? Prostitutes? Prostitutes wearing black strappy leather? Hmmm, I’ll have to remind my guy friends who get caught (of which I have none, but still) to remind their wives that they have a “condition” and must be dealt with gently!

You do realize aliens did this. It’s the beginning of their scheme for world domination. “Gleeck, you moron, I said hit the humans with the domination ray, not the dominatrix ray!”

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