Cheney is Creepy and I Think He Eats Puppies.
Today’s SF Chronicle lists a front-page article with revelatory– REVELATORY –reporting: proof that Dick Cheney is a Dick. Er, I mean a dick, like as in, wiener. Here’s the quote:
Jason Burnett, a senior official with the EPA who resigned June 9th, charges that Cheney’s office urged him to delete or water down testimony to Congress by top administration officials on the impacts of global warming.
The article uses the old “long suspected, never proven” device to convince us this is news. I am turning into such a cynic, but gawd, is that it? They caught him (his office) urging people? That’s not even illegal. Don’t get me wrong, cause I really, really, really don’t like Dick Cheney, but that’s it? Couldn’t some reporter have opened that secret locker in his office full of dried kitten heads and plans to overthrow the Canadian government if they don’t give us more oil? Couldn’t they have caught him in the act of puppeteering the president into all the revolting foreign policy we now have to undo? 
COULDN’T THEY ARREST HIM FOR THAT HORRID SNEERING SMIRK HE PERPETRATES? Dang. There’s so much to get worked up about with Cheney. I’m sure he did use all his mighty evil-ruler power to thwart global warming policy. I’m sure he’d think it was fine to just live in an oxygen bubble with his rifle and his best buddies while the rest of us shrivel in the rising temperatures. What I want to know is why isn’t there a law against anyone in the EPA following his advice? Who is the real jackass here, the guy who tries to hide the truth? Or the guy who obeys?
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