Why McCain is Funny as Hell

USA Today recently reported that the number one import to Iran from the US is cigarettes. John McCain’s response? Well, that’s one way to kill ‘em!! Whooo boy, that guy does take lessons from homedog George Bush and even, some might argue, from Slick Willie. If ya wants ta get elected, sound like yer just a reguler old guy! Don’t sound all smart and sassy like you a Hahvad lawyer, just talk to ‘em like yer one of ‘em! I like McCain. I wouldn’t vote for him in a thousand years, but he’d be a cool grandpa! And this here is some dang funny stuff — Hypnobama!! Because lord knows I get misty and forget how to say “Politician” every time I listen to the guy!

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